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So, Luke Skywalker hears a knock on his door and to his surprise finds Darth Vader on his doorstep. Darth Vader states, "Luke, I know what you are going to receive for Christmas". Luke becomes flustered and slams the door shut. Vader shows up again twice with the same foreboding message. Finally Luke blurts out, how do you know what I am going to get for Christmas? Darth Vader responds, I felt your presents (like presence) and next breathes in his most characteristic way. Heh, heh. -Luke then immediately seeks proffessional help from Obi Wan and Yoda..

You call that a joke?

Yes, albeit a very corny one.

Don't you have any better ones?

Well, check out the blonde joke, or read this one...The idea of what is a good joke is rather subjective.

Anyway, so Donald Trump, a Japanese CEO, and a hayseed hick are all using a sauna when Mr. Trump gets a message from his mini-thumbnail pager. He proudly states to his two comrades, "Look I'm getting a message on my thumbnail pager" as he shows them his fingernail. Next, the Japanese CEO proudly reports, "I'm receiving a message from my earpiece blackberry. He explains that it fits in his ear and sends information like a charm". The hayseed gets worried and quickly tries to think of something to impress his suana-mates. Eventually, he comes up with an idea. He finds a piece of toilet paper, shoves it up his rear end, and boldy proclaims, "Good granny, would ya' look at that?!, I'm gettin' a fax!